anakisa:

this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch

they won’t be touching with your man between them

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

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